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[kanav86]

My most embarrassing moment?

... Oh god, buckle up.

So my dad was getting work done on the car, but I didn't know this. I've got 3 siblings, my younger ones and I were watching TV in the living room and the oldest had been holed up for over an hour in the 2nd/Kids bathroom. The door locked and they told me to fuck off when I knocked begging to let me use the toilet. My parents had been AWAL since I woke up. I knocked on their door hoping to use the master bath but there was no answer. I asked my younger siblings if they had gone to the store since they usually locked their bedroom door when they went out (my oldest siblings a damn theif) and they shrugged and said Probably?

So. First bathrooms a no go. 2nd bathrooms locked up. I look out the window, and theres no car. The countdown to massive bladder failure is on, and I refuse to take a piss outside (again). So I go around to the side of the yard with my parents bedroom window. It's an old house and the windows slide up and down easy, but you gotta be careful because if you don't have something to hold them they slam shut.

So there I am halfway into their bedroom window, carefully navigating the slider, when I hear a noise. I look up and there are my parents. Everybody freezes. Time freezes. I see things that cannot be unseen. Then suddenly time restarts and everyone is yelling. I scramble backward, loose grip and the window slams shut right on me and I'm STUCK. my parents don't help... which thank God, they didn't. I flail my teenage body like I've never flailed before, wedge myself free, the chair I'm on tips backwards and I fall backward onto the side fence.

I stare at the house in shock for a few seconds, then go take a piss behind the shed. I walk back in the house to see my oldest sibling on the couch with the others, hair still wrapped up in a towel. They took one look at me, brushed off my disheveled state, and told me the bathroom was open.

And no. Me and my parents never talked about it. I guess mutual scarage took place that day, so I never got in trouble.